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(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
The phrase 'Finna Woke' can be traced back many decades to English speaking adolescents. The sheer definition of the phrase is up to the user but the most used definition is that of 'finna' being an abbreviation of 'fixing to' like 'gonna' is an abbreviation of 'going to' and 'woke' being the past tense of 'wake'. Combined these words form a phrase used to describe the setting of an alarm clock or another waking device for a previous time period generally late morning.
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Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.
Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.
PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
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A phrase coined by American Senator Tim Scott. Generally refers to the belief that the opinions of far-left people are more important or valid than those of people with opposing views. Woke supremacists frequently target racial and sexual minorities who disagree with them such as, Coleman Hughes, Thomas Sowell, Blair White, and Cubans who voted for Trump.
In another egregious example of woke supremacy, Chelsea Handler forced 50 Cent to not vote for Trump.
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An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!
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Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.
That woke walkers wearing two masks outside
A collection of Twitter users with marginally Left-leaning views and opinions that deceptively seem to be widely shared with the broader public by virtue of the fact that such users are incredibly vocal and get many retweets.
John: I don't really agree with the administration on immigration, but I don't think we should have open borders.
Woke Twitter: You mean you hate brown people and want to separate infants from their parents and keep them in concentration camps?
John: No, Woke Twitter. That's not what I meant.
Woke Twitter: *retweets with clapping hands*
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