Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

wombat wobble

The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo”

Scott Morrison is great at the wombat wobble

wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.

Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."

Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.

Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats

to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.

I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!