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"Bro you fucked your sister yesterday?"
"Yeah bro, it was national fuck your siblings day."
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On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck
Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day
Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck
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National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!
Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day
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National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what
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If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?