led zeppelin

A satanic rock group. Their Stairway to Heaven song, when played backwards, reveals such satnic messages, you will get pwned when reading it....

Am not making this up. Go to jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm

John: Oh yeah Stairway to Heaven!
Satanic Dude: Yeah, the backwards lyrics to led zeppelin's fucking greatest satanic song are this: Oh heres to my sweet satan,

the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,

he'll bring those with him 666,

there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.

John: Oh shit

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Led Zeppelin

Best two words ever.

-I love Led Zeppelin
-Me too
-GOOD.

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dead-heat in a Zeppelin race

Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.

Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!

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Led Zeppelin

The most perfect rock and roll band in history.

Stairway to Heaven, Going to California, When the Levee Breaks, Black Dog, Kashmir, Whole Lotta Love, Dazed and Confused, Over the Hills and Far Away, Whole lotta Love, Immigrant Song, Communication Breakdown, Good Times Bad Times...Led Zeppelin produces perfection.

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Led Zeppelin

Rock band formed in 1968 by guitarist Jimmy Page that became the best band ever.

"I was watching 'The Song Remains The Same' last night, Led Zeppelin is the best band ever."

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Led Zeppelin

The best 70s/80s band out there. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, you sir are an idiot (and probably need hearing aids).

Person 1: dang Led Zeppelin is so good. Every word is a poem.

Person 2: screw you man every letter is a poem

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led zeppelin day

When you spend a day listening to every zeppelin album back to back

Gonna have a led Zeppelin day tomorrow