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When a person, often a gamer, uses the n-word, without being in possession of a n-word pass.
When used in conjunction with "epic" the impact is lessened. Only used when the situation is not explicitly racist.
"Did you hear about PewDiePie's gamer moment?"
"I almost had an epic gamer moment yesterday!"
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Vaginal tear moment. The moment when huge expectations end in disaster and embarrassment.
Man, I'd been waiting for six months to sleep with this guy, and I travelled to a different continent to meet up with him. But it was a total VT moment.
That point in time when you stop fighting off life's arrows, and realize its all over
When she took the kids, the house, the boat, and the dog, Jeremy knew he had reached his Boromir moment
The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.
When someone makes a joke which is everyone understand and someone explains the joke. Or someone does somehting stupid
"Why did you spend 60 dollars on a gumball? That's such a Rens Moment"
A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.
Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.
Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention
Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.
Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate
A moment of complete and utter idioticness and/or forgetfulness. By
“Your girlfriend is over there,”
“We broke up, i told u remember? “
“ omfg im such an idiot, thta was such a hebry moment,”