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An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives
Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
At first beau is an amazing person and will make you feel like a princess he will buy you things and will spoil you until he finds someone better than you and when he realises that he should never have left you he comes running back but because of his amazing eyes and big smile you 9/10 will always fall for him. He’s like a period he’s here for 1 week gone for a month and repeats for as long as you can thing of. He will never want anything serious he always jokes and is always sarcastic never serious.
Is that beau…? YESSSSS he’s so cuteeee!
Hunny don’t let his looks fool you he will hurt you 100%.
A person who doesn't care about anything has a good style saves money does really random things draws naked people's loves cats and put her hand through her hair every 3 seconds
Beau Is chonky
The most heartless guy you’ll ever meet , he looks like a monkey and walks with his feet outwards , he drives a truck bigger then his dick and is most afraid of 5’10 red head , he eats taco bell until shells come out of his shit , he goes to sonic so much that they know his name , he will and forever be one ugly bitch ass mf !
mommy mommy i just saw her , she yelled at me mommy! she yelled at “beaus a bitch”
A person who is afraid to stand up to their controlling mother and never speaks up for what he wants in life because of it.
That guy Jacob is such a beau man. I heard he still lives in his mom's basement and doesn't have a job or go outside ever.
Just a grade A stud. Sleeps with all of his buddies sisters with ease, and can whoop just about anyone’s ass. Beau’s all come equipped with a 10+ in cock.
Beau is a bad ass.
a complete ass. He secretly looks up all of his roasts. He will steal all of your friends. he will leave in in the dirt with nothing. Beau likes to make others hurt
beau is a backstabber