i can't beweave it!

1. An expression of surprise used in a situation involving a weave.
2. The greatest pun of all time.

"You shoulda been at lunch! These two chickenheads got in a fight and Amber pulled out LaToya's weave!"
"I CAN'T BEWEAVE IT! I MISSED IT!"

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i can't sweat that

can't lie
admit to it
acceptance
truth
pissed off
played for a fool

person 1: "they had you easy, man!"
person 2: "i can't sweat that"

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I can't call it

I'm not even trying to say right now , feds , police, or witnesses could be listening.

As BIG G Thang was walking into the mall and saw the little homies, and someone came up to him and shook his hand and said "what's going dizown Kizuz" Big G Thang looked around and saw potential enemies, undercovers, and nosy witnesses and said " You know I can't call it, I'm shaking the spizot after I go cop some gear" then the little homies said right, right, we out here holding it down.

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You can't app that

When something is too cool, unusual, infrequent, or indescribable - "You can't app that".

Courtesy of the Apple iPhone ads. "<Are you trying to do something?>. There's an app for that".

"Wow, did you see what he just did?"
"Yeah, You can't app that shit".

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can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

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I can't with you

Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help

I can't with you right now Joe

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I can't breathe

A horrible police man named Derek Chauvin who killed George Floyd not letting him breathe for 9 minutes.

Derek Chauvin should rot in prison.

I can't breathe. BLM

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