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Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.
Lol, barneys on speed....lol...
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A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".
Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".
These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"
Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."
Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
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When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail
this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash
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Person lacking in physical attractiveness
"Ug look at Jay , he is SUCH a barney"
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Barney Syndrome is when a section/part of ones body is injured and begins to change into the color purple as a result of the damage, causing an insufferable amounts of insults, rumors and jokes at their expense.
"Check that guy out, he has Barney Syndrome on his wrists..."
"O. M. G. Miranda totally has Barney Syndrome on her neck! I wonder what she was doing last night..."
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The nick name or alias for Blood Raw a member of Young Jeezy's record label C.T.E.
Man dat nigga Barney Rubble is the rawest shit out!!
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A cheerful, enthusiastic and innocent character created to educate and entertain young children. Notable for being widely hated by manchildren who have nothing better to do than corrupt children's media to hide their own immaturity.
Lots of children got to meet Barney the Dinosaur yesterday.
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