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A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”
someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.
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Like son of a bitch but worse.
You hit my car you son of a dildo!
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A “miniature submarine” that is more like a giant dildo. A “generous” man named Elongated Musket sent one to the Tham Laung caves in Thailand to rescue the trapped football team, but it was a fucking giant dildo so the rescue team was like “nah fuck that shit” and told the musk to gtfo.
“Ay man, you heard about Elongated Musket’s submarine?”
“You mean that fucking dildo sub?”
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Another one of many popular nicknames for the 45th POTUS.
He is a figurehead of nincompoopdom, so we call him the Dildo in Chief!
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a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.
Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"
Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!
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The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
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