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A guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don't want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. Like how you can't kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
"That guy won't leave me alone, but he's a humping puppy so I can't tell him to skrew off!"
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When you send an email to a group, and someone on the grouplist has to write back to the group and 'dominate'. They have to get the last word and come across as the most superior in the group. Like when a dog humps another dog to dominate it.
Look at that reply. Dwight email humps me every time I send instructions to the team. He's such an insecure ass!
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When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.
I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump
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Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.
Not a recommended activity.
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
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can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
(noun) Jessica and Juliette took off by themselves on a hump hunt.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.
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Name of the popular Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps." Referring to a woman's bosom or a woman's bottom.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
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by definition humping a fine ass female while playing the sickest guitar notes known to the human race. Mixing humping and hendrix abilities into one and uncontrollable urge. Usually performed by wanna be rock stars. Note most of the humpers do not reach hendrix hump status.
"i dunno whehter the girl is louder or the guitar, that boy must be doing the hendrix hump."
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