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She put a Louisiana lip lock on my love pork chop.
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The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
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The act of talking I'll about someone's skill diminishing the personal relationships of said person.
If you're bringing Louisiana sweet heat I'm not going to stand for it. *Fight breaks out after*
A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.
You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!
Look at that poor thing, looks like she got
Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.
When you cum in your own mouth.
Arizmendi claims to not be gay, but I know he has done a louisiana snow cone.
The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
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The act of taking someone's laptop, opening it, shitting on the keypad, slamming it shut, and then returning it where you found it.
I gave my brother a Louisiana Chilli Dog for his birthday.
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