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Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.
Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after
Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴
I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor
1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!
Dude, you're such a chode pony.
Shitting in someone's letter box
Paris got on my tits at the pub so I went round there after hours and left him a Dublin Pony.
While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.
While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds
Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.
"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"
"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
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