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Absolute G
Man; you see that guy Graeme.... fed 1000 people from one fish. Absolute G!
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A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.
"Memes are modern day political cartoons, you absolute mongoloid."
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street drug. you wouldn't know about it tho
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n. A word homophonic to the commonly used word "absolutely" , used to indicate use of alcohol while using the homophone as a cover-up so as to preserve complete honesty in answering and to add the element of humor when around friends. Commonly used by middle schoolers, high schoolers, college students, workers with a hangover in the workplace, alcoholics attending meetings, drunk drivers and pilots, and nursing home residents. Derived from the well-known vodka brand Absolut, and its homophone in the english language "absolute".
Mother: So, Bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.
Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
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Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
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A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.
Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!
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