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To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.
Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up
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Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.
When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
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Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
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Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out
I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door
When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.
" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock
One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)
guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?
guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...
guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints
guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.
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