Two west by god rednecks fuckin each other in the swamp ass!
I just put the alligator grind on Rupert down in the valley of Anus.
A strip of tire recap that flew off a semi truck lying on the berm tread side up appearing as an alligator skin.
Wow! Check out that Pennsylvania alligator, must be six feet long!
A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.
Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.
Man that alligator. Got two arms.OMG Alligator arms
What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool
I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork
CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.
Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!