Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

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always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

Always Octal October

An event of October where you have to always use the number base 8, AKA Octal.

Me: Ayo guys I used decimal today
Lance and Joaquin: Ayo aren't you supposed to do Always Octal October? You're not supposed to use decimal.
Me: Oh, sorry.

you can always quit tomorrow

if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.

+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.

Girls are always late

It means that a guy is referencing to a girl who is late for her period, therefore, pregnant.

Geez, I swear to god girls are always late.

You will always be famous

a phrase people use typically on the internet in reference to something they love

so essentially it means “You will always be loved”

Person A: did you hear that TV show is ending?

Person B: WHAT?? NOOO! TV show you will always be famous

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I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work

I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party