slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.
(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"
Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.
that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.
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Having butt sex during a power outage.
Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?
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When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.
Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.
When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.
Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.
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A style of fashion, typically involving overalls or a long smock, in a style akin to the Amish attire.
Those overalls and pale shirt are so urban Amish.
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A vahina's bestfriend. long, slimy, amishy, makes funny ass noises
creators: Hannah Leone and Rosie Rivera
oh yeaaah (;
1.Can i stick my Amish Caterpillar in your Vahina?
2.Wow! Your Amish Caterpillar hit a growth spert!
3.Can i borrow your Amish Caterpillar some time?
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