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A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses
Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?
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A sexy light skin nigga that can be low key freaky behind the scenes and on the low low
Get u a Evans nigga he like girls name that start with a j
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The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!
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Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.
Evan is amazing. He's the best.
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Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan
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A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!
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Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.
"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."
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