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Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 7, 2010

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Always Octal October

An event of October where you have to always use the number base 8, AKA Octal.

Me: Ayo guys I used decimal today
Lance and Joaquin: Ayo aren't you supposed to do Always Octal October? You're not supposed to use decimal.
Me: Oh, sorry.

by aosmfpvpouO February 24, 2022


I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work

I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party

by Bdog559 February 1, 2020


Girls are always late

It means that a guy is referencing to a girl who is late for her period, therefore, pregnant.

Geez, I swear to god girls are always late.

by Mah bixh October 28, 2017


always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.

by D_A_M_3727 April 29, 2018


always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023


you can always quit tomorrow

if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.

+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.

by DamienGrey September 29, 2019