asking someone out

ask your crush to go on a date with you

I heard Tim asking someone out on Monday, and that person is his crush.

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go ask alice

A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.

What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.

Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:

"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."

Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...

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Definition no one asked for

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.

Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

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Did i ask?

A really stupid phrase 10 year old kids use to basically say “i dont care”. Its rlly over rated as well.

I got 1000 followers!

Did i ask?

Did I ask

Lame comeback that is used when you're losing an argument

guy 1: *makes a very good point for his completely valid argument*

guy 2: Did I ask

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ask me again

a phrase used to show indifference or annoyance to a particular question often accompanied with the rolling of the eyes and specially used as a sarcastic remark to a question.

John: " did you just make your hair "

Ada: " ask me again "

Did I ask

A highly intellectual and deviating remake that will instantly kill anyone you use it agains

Zac: “Guys my Mum just beat me with a metal bat, please call childline”
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*

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