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Play in Asshole is organized into tricks, much like Hearts or Bridge.
The Asshole (the person to place last in the previous round, see below) shuffles and deals the cards. All the cards are dealt, until none are left, in clockwise rotation.
The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any card, or set of matching cards, though in some house rules the player with a certain card always leads. The player to their left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. Note that you must play the same number of cards as the lead. If the leader starts with one card, only one card may be played on top of it; if they lead with a pair, only pairs may be played on top of it, and so on. The next player may do the same, and so on. This continues until all players pass. The last person to play cards leads the next trick.
General rules:
A two (2) card is "clear", meaning all played cards are removed, and the person playing the 2 starts again4
If there are 2 or 3 of a card on the table (in a row), and a player has the rest to "complete the set" of all four cards, that can be done, regardless of whose turn it is currently. The cards are cleared, and the player who "completed the set" gets to go again, as if he or she laid a "clear" in the previous round.
If a player passes, he or she must drink.
When players pass, this does not limit them in any way from playing later, even during the same trick.
When a player matches the rank of the previously played card, the next player's turn is skipped. A skipped player must drink.
If a player reaches his or her last card, he or she must immediately yell "last card". If someone points out that they didn't say it, or if someone else reaches their own last card, and yells it first, then, the player who forgot to yell is automatically the asshole for the next round.
A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth
man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off
that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!
do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!
some punk ass cock sucking bastard mother fucker who talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra. The loser son of a bitch wanker often doesnt live very long.
That fucking queer down the street is such a fucking asshole, he caught me banging his mom.
An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.