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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024


Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023


friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.

It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.

by Ahael December 19, 2023


supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 16, 2021


Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023


Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.

You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.

by DanagerDamager December 21, 2021


I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019