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Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023


Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

Meaning of Council for Mutual Economic Assistance in English:

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance

PROPER NOUN

historical
fuller form of Comecon

Origin
Translating Russian Sovet ékonomicheskoĭ vzaimopomoshchi.

How to use Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns) in a sentence is still unknown.

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 20, 2022


duty assistant

A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.

There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?

by Subarashí March 1, 2015


Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss May 22, 2018


Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips

Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips

by Fallen Hussar February 22, 2023


Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.

by RNGF May 29, 2018


Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female

Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise

by Jackét October 15, 2018