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Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022


atomic kick

A regular roundhouse kick, but at the point that your ass is directly facing your opponent, you rip the biggest fart you've got.

Dang dude, Arnquist just atomic kicked that fool back in to the stone ages!

by Megamiziznax December 27, 2019


atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012


atomic biotic

An extremely powerful life force originating from the Italian Chinese American musician known as Wonton Parmesan.

I heard this dude wonton parmesan is super powerful. He is Atomic Biotic.

by Atomic Biotic January 14, 2023


Atomic Kamehameha

When fisting takes an unexpected turn, usually for the worse.

"Hey, I haven't seen you with Jeannie for a hot minute, what happened?"

"Everything was fine, until I got overzealous and performed an Atomic Kamehameha."

"F's in the chat."

"I miss the kids."

by Hippofartamus August 18, 2019


Atomic Banana

A man or woman who has aggressive humor

Todd turns into a real atomic banana when he tries to be funny.

by 209 Words of the Moment August 19, 2017


Atomic Pinch

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.

Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.

by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014