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Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
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a game where you go up to a group of people and get into thier conversation for as long as you can while making it as awkward as possible until ethier you or them leaves
whats that guy doing he's playing awkward chicken
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Friends who like each other in "that" way but are too busy to do anything about it. Being nervous plays a big role in it, they are also scared that they will fuck up their current relationship. It can also be referred to as Friends with Mutual Attraction.
Although Steve and I are awkward friends, we both have a crush on each other, too bad he doesn't have the balls to ask me out on a date.
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A threesome with two guys and a girl.
He was in an awkward triangle yesterday with some slut and his best friend.
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What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.
What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".
Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)
Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco
Man: Well hey sexy lady
Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass
Any episode of The View
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A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
Grandma: Damn your grandpa is good in bed.
Grandson: (to his friends)... AWKWARD SALMON!
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when a conversation between humans die because they run of subjects
worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.
Example 1
Tim:your gay
Dog:.......(awkward silence)
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