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Axe of peace

The axe of peace is a weapon on the dream team smp, originally used by technoblade and stolen for lore purposes by tommyinnit, it is extremely powerful and coveted

"that death wasn't canon, fundy pass me the axe of peace you furry"

by Memory_boi March 13, 2021

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sky ax

a really hard erection that juts upwards towards the sky

He took one look at her tits and launched a sky ax

by drbillyg April 7, 2011

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Axe bomb

A true blowing up axe bomb.
1. Take the top and everything off the top of the axe can so the little white nossle is just sticking up.
2. Place the axe bomb on the ground with paper or leaves or other flamible stuff around it.
3. Pour on/spray the leaves/paper around the axe can with bug spray, gasoline, axe, other flamible liquds or just light the paper/ leaves around it (this will take longer)
4. Light the stuff and walk away it may take a little bit for the explosion I have had ones that took 15 min and i have had ones that take 1 min.

BOOM!!!!!!!!! Other ways to make explosions are throwing 1 or ductaping 2,3,4 axe cans or however many u want and thorwing them in a fire....I did 3 once and ther explosions went 15 feet in the air...its fun.

"Wow that Axe Bomb was TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

always remeber safety! we dont want people getting hurt doing this haha :P

by Mike (X) June 7, 2006

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ax murderer

Someone who kills people with an ax.

SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

by Sgt. Willy McCoy December 24, 2006

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axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty February 27, 2007

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axe wound

A slang term for a vagina

Mate, she had such a tight axe wound!

by anjaca August 24, 2009

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axe wound

female sex organ

she peeled off her panties to reveal a pink axe wound.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

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