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A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.
The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."
"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."
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Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.
Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach
Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.
Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.
Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!
Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
The place where anger breeds,as long as you feed it just right.
Jason was in traffic for too long and now resides in the Anger Barn.
Another word for a woman’s vagina
“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “
he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)
matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”
When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.
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