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Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.
Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.
The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.
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American basketball consists of tall white and black people in other words have fun getting mushroom stamped in the face by USA you fucking Russians
I love American basketball they say Americans jump so high you get a mouth full of dick
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When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.
Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.
Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!
A reality show on VH1 that depicts lives of the wives of Basketball players that play for an LA team. If you're not into watching immature women argue and fight over petty drama and make ignorant statements about one another and put down classy women, do not watch this show.
A new episode of Basketball Wives: LA is coming on tonight, but I'm not going to watch it because most of the women are too ghetto and unclassy.
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the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.
University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.
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the act of two woman sitting in a field of dandilions (or other throwable/small objects)and repeatedly taking turns trying to score.
score as in get the dandilion down the other wonams shirt, or wedged between their cleavege.
rules.
1. must be about 3 ft. apart.
2. must wear low cut shirt (no turtle necks fo sho)
3. must take turns, not a free for all here people.
4. dont use rocks, thats painfull.
5. dont grab the other chicks boobs. thats a foul.
6. first person to get 100 dandelions in the other persons cleavege wins.
tips
1. make sure to properly discard of all dandilions down shirt.
2. make sure there are no horny guys in the premises.
Me and Katie like to play cleavage basketball with dandilions, at lunch.
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