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one who acts so sketchy in public that they bring attention to you from everyone around you.
the freshman acted like sketch bastards the first time they smoked.
Someone who can wank with both hands
use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard
A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.
Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?
Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.
Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.
A term one uses to refer to not getting anything accomplished in the day. Similar and interchangeable with the term Jack Shit.
We better do something amazing tonight because I haven't done G Bastard today.
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An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.
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Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.
"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"
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