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The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
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To fight, brawl or kick somebody's cunt in. Can also be used as a threat to dissuade international terrorists
After putting the boot intae an al kayeeda boy John was asked by a reporter if he had a message for any other would be attackers. His immortal reply was, come tae Glasgow and we'll set about ye.
Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.
As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?
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You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.
I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.
This is the Roman Gladiators salute to the audience at the arena.
Those about to die salute you!
the best gc on twitter. everyone wants to be in it but the ratalotties are very picky with who gets in.
a: have you heard about ‘all about that ratalottie’ ??
b: yeah i heard the ratalotties bullied someone off twitter
References a lack of sympathy for someone's expressed disapproval of you or something about you.
Bob: You can't go out dressed like that, you're my wife!
Alice: Wife*, not "property". I'll wear what I like. Die mad about it.
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