Boner

INFORMAL - VULGAR AMERICAN SLANG
1. an erection of the penis.

ORIGIN 478 A.D.

1. From the Latin word bonerus maximus meaning erectile

Person 1 likes to give Person 2 a bonerus maximus.

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Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

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Boner

How Dani (game developer/YouTuber) calls his fans

guy1: hey u boner?
guy2: yuck

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BONer

(n.) A hard-on for Beta.

Dude, that Beta party was so good I totally have a BONer now

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Boner

Another way of calling something 'stupid'

Girl A: I have to clean my room tonight.

Girl B: That's boner.

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boner

1. a stupid mistake
2. dunce like move, such as spelling "I" wrong

Suzy: Oh jeez, I just made a boner.

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bonerism

Jessica Baxter

JB is a boner

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