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toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd August 30, 2007


toilet trolls

1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys

5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.

My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.

"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.

by Okto May 25, 2017


Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.

1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015


Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 16, 2015


Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010


Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.

I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.

by Lostinservice February 18, 2011


Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020