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Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours

ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap

by Ztheman02 October 27, 2008


Beeda Bear

A creature that is defined as having the following:

One small eye and one big eye.

One small ear and one big ear.

And a blue nose.

Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.

Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.

by K.C.F April 14, 2010


Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 6, 2011


Yogi Bear

A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.

Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.

Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny

Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment

At the park...

Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!

Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?

Me: Hell yeah!

*Yogi Bear shows up*

Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?

Me: Is that a talking bear?

Friend: ?

by JellyBean600 June 14, 2018


dada bear

Dada Bear is a kind, funny and weird polar bear who loves and is addicted to eating seals. He loves his family with all his heart and also loves to make parodies of songs about himself. He also has a very deep voice and has a brother at Norwich castle museum called Jeffrey!

Seals Dada Bear

by My Names Jeff 21 April 2, 2015


Bear Test

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together

"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."

by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012


Them Bears

Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?

Interrogator-How 'bout them bears?
I don't know; how 'bout them bears?

by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014

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