sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's

Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!

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business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.

While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."

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fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

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Nightmare Before Christmas

Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.

If youre gonna head to Cocoa Beach on SR50, careful going through the Nightmare Before Christmas!!!

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HE WAS A PIMP BEFORE

A male cat that has many felines, but also many diseases.
Also, a derrogatory term to use when you're mad at someone, exclusively best friends, parents, or anyone who has no idea what you're talking about.

girl- "he was a pimp beFORE"
girl2- "shut your face when you're talking to me"
girl- "duuude. straight up chill, man"
girl2-"go pachanga with doc bob"

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Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

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i before e

The common rule in spelling that many, including myself from time to time, have forgotten.

I before E, except after C.

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