Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

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Blessed Bitches

Spoiled ladies who get to travel the summers around the world, and holiday breaks around the country. Loved by many, envied by the rest. They enjoy the finer things in life and have no limitations. They are incredibly brilliant and are known as BB's.

Damn I'd love to be a blessed bitch.

My girl and are are blessed bitches

Real talk, I'm a BB.

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dirty blessing

Annoying price of shit that sucks dicks and shoves dildos up his ass while his family watches

U are a dirty blessing

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Stay Blessed

Other form of saying keep being arrogant/ignorant/rude and to basically go fuck yourself.

Person: I don’t want to hear what you’re saying I’m in the right and will always be right and you can’t change that.

Other Person: Alright you have a good day and Stay Blessed.

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Blessed Tattoo

tattoo given to those that are a little rough around the edges or a bit hood if you well. The tattoo is received with the hopes that God will protect them regardless of their ghetto lifestyle.

She got a blessed tattoo because even though she does hood shit everyday she survived to se 30.

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Bless you

An old wives tale belief that sneezing casts out demons, thus the appropriate response of "bless you".

Ralph sneezed rather loudly and the whole room responded, "bless you".

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blessed android

Term used to describe frustration or discontent. Similar to saying "Christ!!!", "Shit", or "Dow!!!".

1.Blessed android!
2. You've just dropped change EVERWHERE....."Blessed android!!"

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