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punchy blonde

a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosnโ€™t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.

damn look at that punchy blonde, she has a nice rig

by zach284793 July 17, 2022


Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

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Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014


volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009


Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre August 15, 2008

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Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 20, 2014

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Politically Blonde

Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.

Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?

Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?

Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.

by HonorandFaith December 10, 2012

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