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when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.
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When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.
Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.
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When she sucks on your pubes instead.
Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.
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When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!
Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!
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when a female or male sucks a male's cock. & the male cums into their mouth.
so my partner & i were on a tour bus one night. once we were sure that everyone was asleep, he asked me if i wanted to give him a blow-job. i had already been giving him a hand-job prior to this, & i said yes. he pulled his shorts down then covered us up with a blanket. lifting it up for a little bit, he gently led my mouth to his six inch cock. first i licked it up and then i started full on sucking his cock. after about ten minutes, he lowered his head to my ear and asked me if i wanted him to cum. i said yes, & held the blanket up for him. less then a minute later, he guided my mouth back onto his cock to suck his cum. i kept sucking until i was out of breath. then we fell asleep after he fingered me.
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A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
The Jedi Blow Job often happens to nerds who do not happen to know shit about star wars.
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where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick
"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."
"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"
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