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Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.
My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.
Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.
“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”
The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.
“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up
The nickname for 9x19mm parabellum. Given by the 46th president of the United States after Incorrectly stating "9 mm blows the lungs out of the body"
Person 1: man I'm going to get some Winchester lung blowers. According to our president it is really effective
Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”
“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
when you smoke weed and right after you give someone a blowjob
Bro you fuck with leaf blowers
damn she’s sick! is she a leaf blower