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a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."
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A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.
Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?
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n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
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The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.
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the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.
Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.
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A cup that is continuosuly used and never cleaned. Usually the cup is so dirty all sorts of germs and mold are highly visable, similar to what the aftermath of a blumpkin would look like.
Ever since the cafeteria started giving away free coffee my mug is starting to look like a Blumpkin Cup. I drink so much coffee I just have no time to clean it out each use.
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a sexual move which occurs during or at the end of a blumpkin, requiring the receiver to force the giver's head into the toilet after dropping a duece; usually happens due to lack of skill by the giver to make the receiver cum
Mike gave Alicia a blumpkin plunger because of her inability to get him off.
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