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Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!
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A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"
"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"
"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
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The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.
He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.
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A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'
'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'
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When your bottom is perfectly sealed so that a fart is forced forwards through your testicles.
<parp> Oooh, that was a tingly bollock bubbler!
1. Lying
2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.
3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.
2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.
3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.