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Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!
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A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"
"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"
"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
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The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.
He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.
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Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks
Black man: I just robbed a bank
A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'
'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'
to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre
Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off