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Bongos

Your mom

I like bongos

by Your moms foot fungus August 8, 2021


Bongo Breek

Bongo Break is the word that will solve all of your problems in an instant. It's used when you're feeling really shitty and you just want to roar or if you have accomplished something very big, this is the right word to yell out.

"Dude, my fridge is empty and all i can see is a void of darkness."
"Toni, *sigh* just yell Bongo reek and it will all be good."
"BONGOOOOOOOOO BREEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
"Thanks, Dennis it worked shouting *Bongo Breek*."
"If your name is Dennis, you have a big brain and belly."

by Yukej December 11, 2017


Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024


club bongo international

only reggae night club in middlesbrough

im goin to club bongo international

by gandi floss December 30, 2011


The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.

by gooblr March 26, 2024


Dirty Coco bongo

A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.

I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.

by ImladyK May 8, 2024


The Bongo Brothers

A goat band.
Zuhan the main guitarist
Jack the singer
Ben the guitarist/singer

The Bongo Brothers are the best band itw

by Akakajbaabbaab November 23, 2021