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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

by D-Money$ August 2, 2014


kick boulders

Telling someone to try really hard to get the fuck out of here or there.

Why are you here, bitch kick boulders

by Ms_Sassy November 20, 2017


Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022


Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 19, 2021


Bouldered

An act created by a house guest that pays for absolutely nothing.

She only paid for her bus ride down here and bouldered off of us for her entire stay.

by 02Cents May 2, 2008


Bouldered

when stoned just isn't enough

1) John Lennon and Paul McCartney must have been bouldered when they wrote 'Come Together'

by Psycho Violet October 30, 2013


bouldered

a term used to describe the state of being so high, you are beyond stoned.

nic hadn't smoked all day, so to treat himself, he got so stoned he became bouldered.

by glittatitz March 30, 2017