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This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.
Damn, my husband gave me the best anniversary present last night with a Brazilian Surprise!
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A woman who dyes her hair red and has a Brazilian wax so verification of authenticity is difficult.
"That girl is a Brazilian Redhead. If you want the real red bush, call my ex's friend Leslie".
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combination of various wounded soldiers (half drinkin' cans of beer, mixed drinks, etc.) mixed together in a margarita glass, and served to the drunkest person at the party! At first they may be suspicious by it's akward color and smell, but everyone around just yells BRAZILIAN MARGARITA and they will chug it, gauranteed!
you: "Hey Adam, drink this Brazilian Margarita!"
adam: "Dude what is this?"
you and everyone else at the party: "Shut up and drink it it's a Brazilian Margarita!!"
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You wrap roast beef around your penis and put a condom over it. You fuck the girl in the ass and let the gravy spew out.
How about we go get a Brazilian Bistro from the neighbor
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When you break a beer bottle over a girl's head and use the shards to shave her pussy bare.
"I saved that bitch a trip to the salon by giving her a budweiser brazilian"
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The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.
"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."
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When a girl, with a darker tint of skin, possibly native american or of south american decent gives a blowjob to a male who is intoxocated at a crazy party in the bathroom.
John: Dude, that party last night was SICK
Mike: Yeah bro, I even got a Brazilian Blowjob from that one spanish chick!
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