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another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote
Chris: Sick
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Breaking Benjamin is a nu-metal/hard rock band and all in all a great band. Not only do they sound awesome on their CD's but they are even better live. I first discovered them at a concert where they opened for Evanescence and I was blown away. They were amazing. So I went out and bought Saturate and We Are Not Alone and now I'm a die hard fan. If you've never really listened to them before but want to I suggest you pick up Saturate first because it's an all around better album(in my opinion) than We Are Not Alone.
Some personal favorite songs I would recommend to someone new to BB are:
Water
Natural Life
Phase
Shallow Bay
Home
Break My Fall
Sooner or Later
Breakdown
www.shallowbay.com
www.breakingbenjamin.com
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When your condom breaks during sex...duh!
Person 1: Did you hear? During sex, John and Michelle's condom broke. (condom break)
Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
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An amazing band that rocks!!!They're music not only has kick ass well...music, but also, amazing lyrics!!!It sucks that people pay no attention to them, and that they aren't that popular, they are so amazing, go buy one of their cd's!!!
Fuck you firefly, have you lost you light?Now I hate your ways cuz theyre just like mine.-Firefly
I chase the sun, it chases me. You know my name, you know my face. You'd know my heart if you knew my place.-Follow
BREAKING BENJAMIN KICKS ASS!!!
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An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
Edward: Forever and forever and forever...
Me: *barf*
(the ending to Breaking Dawn = corny)
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the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker
Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."
Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."
Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
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To adapt a new lifestyle which is in stark contrast to the one you previously had. Generally used when someone who previously followed rules and regulations begins to deviate from them to achieve new goals/desires. The term is most often used when someone who is generally accepted as "good" adapts behaviors which are seen as "bad".
"What he's just gonna break bad?” Jesse Season 1, Episode 1 Breaking Bad
"Walt broke bad when he was diagnosed with cancer...."
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