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When two people share the first meal of the day in bed
Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!
Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
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Quite a hell of a movie starring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard, based on the book by Truman Capote
"Did you see Breakfast at Tiffanys? That dress Audrey Hepburn wore was soo hip!"
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The act of cracking a raw egg and pouring it into a womens vagina , then sticking your penis ( sausage) in there and scrambling it up , in return making a belgium breakfast.
Oh em gee johnny, that belgium breakfast was so messy last night , but oh so good.
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A Purdue University Tradition in which people dress up in costume and head to the bars early Saturday morning before every home football game or during Grand Prix
Are you going to breakfast club tomorrow?
Yes ma'am, btfu!
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Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
Mother: Billy Bob you better shut your trap or you're going to end up with a bayou breakfast.
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A very disgusting person.
This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
Dude, I slept with your girlfriend.
YOU PIZZA BREAKFASTER. I HATE YOU.
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A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
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