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Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.
Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.
A female with extraordinarily large breasts; a sister term to “Juggs McGee” and “Boobs Magoo”.
“Who’s your favorite character in the show?”
“I think the bad guys are really well written, but I like one guy who jokes all the time. Oh, and then ol’ Breasts McGraw, I can’t think of her name, the blonde…”
When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
The female equivalent of “say it with chest”
Suck your mother, I say it with breast
a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits
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breasts that are shallow to the point of almost being invisible - like those of a slim prepubescent or peri-pubescent girl. Breast buds are characterized by their shallowness (closeness to the chest), not by their narrowness. Long, narrow breasts are not breast buds.
Though Donna was in her mid-30s, she had dieted so assiduously that she had the body of a 14 year old ballerina and the barely perceptible breast buds of a prepubescent girl. However, when excited, her nipples became hard like two halves of an unripened plum.
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sheila: damn! dat breast nest is cah-uteeeee!
lafawnduh: awe shitttttt gurl!
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