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One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE
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Said sarcastically to those whom know your rules for riding Shotgun in your vehicle. Also for those nondrivers. Protect your points!
Me: After being placed handcuffed in the background seat of a patrol car by the Officiating Officer: "Excuse Me Officer, I see You and Your witness both buckled up when You entered the Vehicle, but You did not buckle Me in. Now I tell My Children to Buckle Up Buttercup when riding in My vehicle, and if I did not have You buckle Me in that would be a bad Mom of Me now wouldn't it?"
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You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.
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the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.
You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!
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1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!
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1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up
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When facing adversity, some individuals rise up to meet the challenge. This antonym of a more well known phrase describes much the opposite—a person who cannot handle pressure and crumples (buckles) in the face of hardship, frequently leading to their own failure.
"I would say 'when the going get tough, the tough get going', but even though she studied for weeks, when Anna went in for the final test, she totally blew it."
"I'm not surprised, it's Anna after all. When the going gets tough, she buckles like a belt."
("When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt used" when in a sentence may include pronounces, or a name instead.)