I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.

Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.

You still got that.....

Derived from the phrase "You still got that big ass??" If you say it and pause while looking at your friends, they must immediately recognize and identify the fat person with the big ass in your immediate area. Their response is usually, " Yes they do, or yes I do in order to avoid anyone catching on.

Self Explanitory

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why am i still alive

Because you matter. I totally understand if you are going through a hard time, I am too! you are not alone. other people in the world need you. it dosen't matter if you are "weird" or "out of the ordinary" you are perfect and fine just the way you are. i believe in you, and you will always have my support no matter whtat you do or who you are, you are perfect just the way you are.

also stop asking urself "why am i still alive" you'll only question it more and... well- who knows what would happen-

you still got a ways to go

A phrase Ryoma hoshi the ultimate Tennis pro says.

Ryoma Hoshi: You still got a ways to go

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I STILL can't believe it's not butter!

What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."

Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!

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still getting my ass kicked

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"

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Allow me one time still.

Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.

"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."