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When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
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When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
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The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.
Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?
Someone who loves buttholes
And is sexually attracted to them
My girlfriend is a butthole lover
The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame
Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
When you are penetrating your partner anally and as the male ejaculates the female releases feces creating a gooey residue in the anal cavity.
Me: Aye Yo Ms. D wanna make taco butthole after school?
Ms. D: Only if you ace your English quiz.
Me: Right on!
The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."