buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

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Buy-sexual

1. A Prostitute
or
2. Someone who dates another just for money the other will spend on them
or
3. You buy-I'm sexual

Fenyx:" I can belive Cat is dating Luke!"
Hydi:" well he is loaded, and she IS buy-sexual"

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Panic Buying

Something that selfish twats do prior to a Covid-19 lockdown and don't even consider other individuals in need for the products being hoarded.

BREAKING NEWS: "CORONAVIRUS IS ON THE RISE".

Karens: Starts panic Buying loo roll, canned products, Easter eggs, baby wipes, pasta etc.

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dreams can't be buy

statement released by manchester red devils player bruno fernandes (traded from sporting green lions) in response to the super league money-grab.

dreams can't be buy - bruno fernanjch

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i dont buy it

is a slang that means " i don't believe it "

steve said that he won the lottery yesterday , i dont buy it though.

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Don't Buy IS-7

When a freaking 183 shell lands on your IS-7 and ammorack it.

Some random tank in battle: *shoots and ammoracks your IS-7*
Anggael: "Don't Buy IS-7!"

buy the farm

This term was used during World War 2 whenever a Allied Pilot would have to make a crash landing into a European farm/house. WW2 pilots who did this were actually charged for the damages they caused and actually in a sense:
"bought the farm"

Pilot: "I crashed landed my P-51 Mustang into this ladies barn and livestock."
Crewman: "Guess ya bought the farm ehh?"

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